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Well, the worst finally happened: you’re completely out of podcasts to listen to. But don’t fret — even though you just heard the last minutes of the one remaining new episode in your library, that doesn’t mean you have to listen to nothing! Instead of trying to find another inspiring podcast with episodes you’ve never listened to, here’s how to find brand new content by simply eavesdropping on conversations between total strangers:   Spot the most interesting convo. Despite popular belief, not all conversations are created equal. Whether you venture to a coffee shop, a restaurant, or a p ..read more

So, you sent a one-off comment in the group chat only to check your phone later and see that multiple people “ha ha” reacted to your comment – yeah, that high is fucking unbelievable. However, at some point, you’ll have to come back down to earth. Here’s how to come down from the unbeatable head-buzz that is receiving three “ha ha” reactions to your text.   Humble yourself by ruminating on your past failures. Sure, this text got a few “ha ha” reactions, but what about the ones that didn’t? Remember when you photoshopped your head onto a bear’s body and sent it to the group chat for some r ..read more

In a story highlighting the importance of always planning ahead, 25-year-old Eliza Ferreira showed up late to a dinner with her friends so she doesn’t have to sit and wait for everyone to show up later on.   “After getting to places on time and waiting for everyone to come through 10 to 15 minutes later, I realized that enough was enough,” Eliza told reporters while walking to a nearby restaurant. “I mean, I arrived 15 minutes late to happy hour drinks with my college friends last week and I was still the first one there.”   Due to these eye-opening experiences, Eliza also wondered h ..read more

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In a developing story out of Minneapolis, MN, 29-year-old Thelma Jaxon says she has always been a proponent of “slow living”, in that she’s still discovering music from 2014.   “Have you guys heard ‘Trumpets’ by Jason Derulo?” she asked reporters out of nowhere. “Incredible song. I feel like I should be up at 7:30 a.m. driving to my history exam to that.”   Thelma attributes her slow music adopting habits to the fact that she never seeks out music on her own, only listens to what plays on the radio, and never likes a song upon first listen.   Now that’s slow living!   “Find ..read more

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In deeply unsettling news out of the coffee shop where you’re on a third date, your date just called you his muse – which, as you understand it, means he has every intention of taking all your ideas and passing them off as his own.   “When he called me his ‘muse,’ it felt extremely sinister,” you told reporters. “It made me rethink every conversation I’ve ever had with him and make a mental list of every hope, dream, or passing thought I’ve told him.”   “Am I going to take all of her ideas, verbatim, and act like I came up with them myself? Of course!” your date brazenly informed rep ..read more