BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
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BarelyAdventist is a satire and humor blog on Adventist culture and issues. It is written by committed Adventists that have no interest in tearing down the church. The whole point is to help the Adventist faith community grow through conversation and humor in a way that does not involve over-earnest soap boxing or angry rants.
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1d ago
As Adventists, we were raised to believe that dancing was a sin akin to bearing false witness or coveting thy neighbor's ox. From a young age, we were taught to view any rhythmic body movement Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1d ago
In a move that has garnered both confusion and consternation from his congregation, Pastor Jeb Caseload of the Soyburg Seventh-day Adventist Church has installed a large red button labeled "GUILT" Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
4d ago
As Sister Diane Overcommitted took her usual seat in the third pew from the front, she knew what was coming. Her body tensed up as she spotted Elder Tasker making his way down the aisle, arms Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
5d ago
1. You're expected to be a perfect role model at all times, with no room for human flaws or mistakes. 2. Your personal life is constantly under scrutiny, with church members feeling entitled Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
6d ago
At last month’s evangelistic campaign, veteran evangelist Elder Thundersalot baptized an astounding 1,000 new converts into the Adventist church over the course of just three weeks of meetings. Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
In a move that has surprised absolutely no one familiar with Adventist church culture, local Adventist university student Jason Frimbly has based his entire church home decision on one key factor Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Caleb Westerfielderson had spent the last two years serving as a missionary in a remote village in Papua New Guinea. Armed with his well-highlighted Bible, a suitcase full Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
JERUSALEM - In a discovery that has rocked the biblical archaeology world, researchers from Seventh-Dig Adventist University have unearthed startling evidence that appears to solve the mystery Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
The following is a late-night email our church received from our AV guy, Chad, who is pretty excited: Let's face it, folks, most of us wouldn't mind a little less temptation in our lives. That Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
As the famous Saturday Night Live skit taught us, there's no such thing as too much cowbell. And as Adventists, we seem to have missed the memo on the gospel truth of more cowbell making everything Read more ..read more