BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
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BarelyAdventist is a satire and humor blog on Adventist culture and issues. It is written by committed Adventists that have no interest in tearing down the church. The whole point is to help the Adventist faith community grow through conversation and humor in a way that does not involve over-earnest soap boxing or angry rants.
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
11h ago
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Researchers at Loma Linda University have officially confirmed that carob remains about as appetizing as chewing on cardboard, despite its much-touted health benefits. Carob, Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
2d ago
SILVER SPRING, Md. — An Adventist family's dog named Samson has developed some unique habits. The Johnson family of Silver Spring first noticed something was up when Samson began to sit quietly Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
3d ago
The General Conference Nominating Committee announced today that they are putting forth additional Adventist candidates for the 2024 US presidential race. "After the runaway success of Dr. Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
4d ago
It all began innocently enough when both Sam and Lily Thompson stumbled into their kitchen and found themselves knee-deep in a festive seven-layered mess of plates and forks left behind by church Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
5d ago
Silver Spring, Md. - The General Conference has announced a ban on all chocolate products containing coffee or alcohol, effective immediately. To enforce the new policy, the GC has hired a team Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
6d ago
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Tired of showing up late to Sabbath School because you refused to start your car on holy time? Fear not, weary Adventist traveler – the General Conference has you covered Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
LOMA LINDA, Calif. — Local Adventist gamer Landon Reese invoked the rarely used "ox in the ditch" clause this past Sabbath to continue working on beating a particularly difficult video game Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
In a misguided attempt to connect with younger churchgoers, Pastor Brock "The Rock" Johnson of Tumbleweed Seventh-day Adventist Church found himself in a precarious situation after trying to emulate Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
Silver Spring, Md. - In a stunning reversal of long-standing policy, the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists has announced that Adventist universities and colleges may now teach about Read more ..read more
BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
1w ago
Pastor John Longwind's sermon on the virtue of patience was cut short by his increasingly restless congregation at the "Tarry-a-While Seventh-day Adventist Church." The sermon, aptly titled "Waiting Read more ..read more