What lies behind series of attacks on fishermen by mutated fish? As woman swimmer has bottom slapped by aquatic sex maniac's tail and angler sexually assaulted by giant man-fish, marine biologist speculates that hormones in sewage spilled into sea could be behind creation of sex-obsessed mutant fish. The post Fish Fingered first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Fugitive ex-Marine claims Trump assassination attempt faked - alleges that he shot Trump months ago, but both targets were actually inflatable decoys! Other conspiracy theorists assert that whole thing pre-recorded in film studio - like the fake moon landings - with crisis actors. Question remains - if only fake Trump targeted, where is the real Trump? The post I Shot Trump! first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Ever had one of those week's when you feel that outside entities are getting way too intrusive with regard to your life? Unsolicited invitations to drug trials, to buy a retirement home and plan your own funeral, along with equally unsolicited banking advice, leave Doc Sleaze wondering if any aspect of our lives is still private and exempt from monetisation... The post Unsolicited Alarmism first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Are desperate Tories planning to take another leaf out of Trump play book by trying to discredit election result? Top academic claims they might follow example of US Republicans and claim that voters 'hijacked' by phantom polling stations or even set up fake polling stations themselves on election day, in order to divert non-Tory votes. The post The Phantom Poll Booth first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Religious hate group denounced by government revealed as limited company run for profit by wealthy Tory donors. Did Tory government invent security threat in order to engender culture of fear in run up to election? Newspaper investigation claims whole religious cult faked in order to pursue government's 'Culture Wars'. The post Fake Hate first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Struggling right-wing news channel's new reality TV show puts ordinary family into midst of wartime Britain complete with rationing and deprivation. Family involved complains they were traumatised as TV company went to extreme lengths for realism, including bombing their street, and strafing their grandmother with live ammunition. The post Blitzkrieg Street first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

British online monkey torturers outraged at outsourcing of their activities to cheaper sadists in Far East by organisers of online monkey torture rings. Rejecting allegations that use of baby monkeys implies cowardice on their part, top UK torturer claims Far Eastern torturers simply not zealous enough, failing to deliver value for money to customers. The post Spanking the Monkey first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

The Irish/UK conflict over illegal immigrants crossing the border from Northern Ireland to the Republic has escalated into an actual shit-throwing contest. Drive by shit flingings in North blamed on Irish militants protesting at strain the extra crap is putting on Dublin's sewage system, while Northern Irish paramilitaries retaliate by firing canned shit across border. The post Illegal Excrement first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Why is the government urging people to stockpile three days worth of supplies in their houses? Allegations abound that government scaremongering to terrify people into voting Tory at general election. Insider reveals Tory schemes to scare voters with stories of fish men marauding up British beaches, alien invasions and plagues of woke rapists. The post Panic in Year Election! first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Is the amount of human waste floating in Britain's rivers proof of the existence of giants? Cryptozoologist controversially claims giant humans are using our rivers as sewers, depositing their outsize jobbies in them. Plans to track these elusive creatures by following their gigantic spoor. The post Monster Crap first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more