Has Elon Musk been inspired to try and become a super villain as a result of his father's involvement in building Ernst Stavro Blofeld's space laser in 1971? Is X owner planning to destroy UK government via social media rather than space laser? Is Musk ultimately too limited in his vision to be true super villain? The post X is Not Enough first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

UK press accused of being over reliant upon supposed high-level confidential sources rather than investigative journalism after bishop falsely accused of defecating on neighbour's lawn. Top academic claims most sources actually nosy neighbours and local voyeurs peddling rumour and innuendo. Are facts now obsolete in journalism? The post Unreliable Sources first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Are you scared yet? You should be, according to the UK's media. If you don't freeze to death in the blizzards they predict, then you'll be murdered in your beds by immigrants, nuked by Putin or attacked by household appliances powered by Chinese technology! But don't worry, you can be perfectly safe if only you'd vote Tory.... The post Scare Tactics first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Are modern nativity plays too woke? Top conservative columnist complains of too much 'inclusiveness' including shepherds played by little girls, Chinese wise men and grifting pregnant refugees. Is Christmas itself, with its socialist calls for 'goodwill to all men' and 'peace on earth', being hijacked by the 'wokerati'? The post Woke Christmas first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Top PR guru outlines how recently deposed Syrian dictator Bashar al Assad can be rehabilitated and returned to ranks of international elite. Are charitable causes - especially for sick children - key to reputation recovery? Is it true that any monster can be rehabilitated, regardless of their crimes and misbehaviour, simply by re-casting themselves as the victim? The post Rehabilitating Monsters first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Is it 'Ready, Steady, Cock' as top BBC food presenter Gregg Wallace stands accused of sexual misconduct? Lurid new claims of Wallace painting genitals green and pretending they were vegetables during time as greengrocer spark fears that media being flooded with ludicrous fake allegations as part of campaign to discredit original accusations. The post Ready, Steady, Cock first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Will Church of England run talent contest to select new Archbishop of Canterbury? Could new Archbishop come from outside denomination? Claims that candidate 'auditions' so far have included Voodoo witch doctors sacrificing chickens at evensong and Satanists practicing Black Mass, orgies and buggery at Sunday service. The post Archbishop’s Got Talent? first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Do CIA and FBI have contingency plans to assassinate Trump if he goes full on fascist in his second term? Journalist claims plans to ensure 'Fat Boy Has Fallen' via exploding women, poisonous golden showers and deadly burgers in place. But with Trump cabinet packed with extremist cranks, will taking out just Trump be enough to avert fascist dystopia? The post Fat Boy Has Fallen first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

Is techno-jerk-in-chief Elon Musk planning to inseminate Mars with his phallic rockets loaded with his own seed in hope of creating super race? Top tech figures claim the Trump-ass-kisser extraordinaire's human intimacy problems also driving him to develop sex robot for remote sex with earth women in order to propagate his 'superior' DNA. The post Sex and Rockets first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more

As Britain's media falls over itself to rehabilitate disgraced Tory PM Boris Johnson, we ask why they aren't pursuing recently deceased former SNP leader Alex Salmond for accepting gifts posthumously? As press pursue Keir Starmer over attendance at Taylor Swift concert, Salmond's body being flown back to UK on millionaire's private jet goes unremarked... The post Two Tier Accountability? first appeared on The Sleaze ..read more