Dutton Says Losing 7 Liberal Seats To Uppity Females Was Equivalent To The Japanese Bombing Darwin
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by Clancy Overell
13h ago
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton is continuing to dig downwards today, and has refused to walk back his comments comparing the Port Arthur massacre to pro-Palestine protests. The Opposition Leader sparked fierce criticism, from a whole range of political factions, for his bizarre remarks which were made in an effort to criticise the […] The post Dutton Says Losing 7 Liberal Seats To Uppity Females Was Equivalent To The Japanese Bombing Darwin appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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Report: Cheapest Garlic Bread Better Than Anything You Can Get At A Restaurant
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by Effie Bateman
14h ago
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTAC A recent report has declared that the cheapest garlic bread found in supermarkets surpasses the quality of anything available at fancy restaurants. The study sought to determine whether the allure of expensive dining establishments could hold a candle to the humble, gooey, supermarket garlic bread. The report highlights several key findings, including the […] The post Report: Cheapest Garlic Bread Better Than Anything You Can Get At A Restaurant appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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Cashed Up Mate Flexes To His Povo Friends And Buys Chips At Bottle-o
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by Effie Bateman
14h ago
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an act that could only be interpreted as an undercover flex to his povo mates that didn’t get hooked up with a good job from a family friend, local high roller Matt Young (26) has flaunted his wealth by purchasing a bag of exorbitantly priced chips that could only sold at a […] The post Cashed Up Mate Flexes To His Povo Friends And Buys Chips At Bottle-o appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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Bloke With Zero Fashion Sense Accidentally Impresses The Y2K People With His Velcro Wallet
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by Effie Bateman
14h ago
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local man Brian Phelps (37), known for his comfort over style fashion sense, has unwittingly become a style icon among fashion heads that are really into Y2K aesthetic. His weapon of choice? A relic straight out of the early 2000s – a Velcro wallet that seemed to have time-traveled from the era of […] The post Bloke With Zero Fashion Sense Accidentally Impresses The Y2K People With His Velcro Wallet appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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Veteran School Teacher Left Speechless After Being Told He Has L Rizz 
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by Clancy Overell
16h ago
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a bizarre turn of events that has left the entire teaching staff scratching their heads, a veteran teacher was rendered speechless after being informed by a group of students that he suffers from a mysterious affliction known as “L Rizz.” Mr. Thompson (73)  is a seasoned English teacher with over four decades […] The post Veteran School Teacher Left Speechless After Being Told He Has L Rizz  appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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Online Journalist Eyes Scoop Of The Day After Seeing Kanye’s Australian Wife Just Uploaded A ‘Revealing’ Photo Only Seconds Ago
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by Wendell Hussey
16h ago
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young journalist with big ambitions has today proven she might just have what it takes. Raised on a diet of ABC and SBS current affairs coverage with dreams of one day pursuing one of those stories like you see in the movies, Bridget Wilson has taken another big step towards fulfilling her […] The post Online Journalist Eyes Scoop Of The Day After Seeing Kanye’s Australian Wife Just Uploaded A ‘Revealing’ Photo Only Seconds Ago appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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Ticket From Terrifying 2023 JetStar Flight To Melbourne Still Haunting Man In His Apple Wallet
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by Effie Bateman
18h ago
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A ticket from a harrowing 2023 JetStar flight to Melbourne has continued to haunt local man William Myruzynski (27), lurking ominously in the depths of his Apple Wallet. William, from Brisbane, claims that the virtual ticket has become an unwelcome reminder of his traumatic journey. “I thought I could escape the horrors of […] The post Ticket From Terrifying 2023 JetStar Flight To Melbourne Still Haunting Man In His Apple Wallet appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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Dutton, Howard And Abbott Depart For LA To Attend Funeral Of Persecuted Christian Figure, OJ Simpson
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by Clancy Overell
19h ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT OJ Simpson, a former United States football star turned Hollywood actor, who was acquitted of murder in a widely broadcasted trial in the 1990s, has died at age 76. In a statement shared on social media on Thursday morning, Simpson’s family said he died on Wednesday after a battle with illness. Known by […] The post Dutton, Howard And Abbott Depart For LA To Attend Funeral Of Persecuted Christian Figure, OJ Simpson appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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Greek Mate Gets A Pedicure Without His Girlfriend There
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by Wendell Hussey
19h ago
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Flights Path District man has this week caused some consternation amongst his wider friendship group. Stopping in for a couple of drinks at a popular Old City District watering hole, Chris(tos) Theofarakis shocked friends by revealing he was pulling the pin after one single happy hour schooner. With no footy training, […] The post Greek Mate Gets A Pedicure Without His Girlfriend There appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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Dutton Compares Pro-Palestine Protests To Port Arthur Massacre In Most Recent Example Of Him Just Not Being That Good At This Whole Leadership Thing
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by Wendell Hussey
2d ago
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today provided the nation with one of the strangest takes of the year. A week after his party labeled a female Governor General a diversity hire, despite females being over half the population – Dutton has drawn comparisons between peaceful protests in front of the Opera House and […] The post Dutton Compares Pro-Palestine Protests To Port Arthur Massacre In Most Recent Example Of Him Just Not Being That Good At This Whole Leadership Thing appeared first on The Betoota Advocate ..read more
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