Time Travellers From Future Return After Finding Internet Blocked In India
Teekhi Mirchi-India's favorite news satire and humour website
by Pattalkar
3y ago
New Delhi: In a major embarrassment to India for its continuous practice of banning internet every now and then, ISRO has revealed that time travellers from future indeed visited earth, in fact India, but returned in a confused state when they found internet wasn’t working. The time machine used by time travellers. More shocking was the fact that they chose to visit India, in sharp contrast to Hollywood movies, wherein any alien or time traveller is shown to have special interest in US. An ISRO source spoke to Teekhi Mirchi on condition of anonymity that our future time travellers left in a co ..read more
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No Need To Announce Poll In UP Since Riots Already Started – Election Commission
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by Amresh
5y ago
New Delhi: Election commission, responsible for conducting free and fair elections in India, today clarified that it’s not always necessary for them to announce polls in the country. India’s guarantor of democracy. “Certain events, such as riots in UP, are so routine before every elections, that people are almost always certain that election are round the corner. In view of this, people already know elections are going to happen sooner than later. Hence, there is no need for us to officially announce it, something which is very obvious and redundant,” explained the newly appointed Chief Electi ..read more
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