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2h ago
In a move that’s sure to send shockwaves through the digital realm, Rappler, the controversial titan of Philippine media, has unveiled its latest brainchild: “Rappler Communities.” Led by the indomitable Maria Ressa, this venture promises to revolutionize the art of rumor-mongering, trolling, and disinformation, placing the power squarely in the hands of netizens. With its ..read more
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5h ago
In the illustrious saga of the South China Sea disputes, the plot thickens with the emergence of the elusive “Gentlemen’s agreement” – a diplomatic unicorn attributed to various Philippine administrations faster than a game of hot potato. Like a clandestine handshake in a dimly lit room, its existence is as murky as the disputed waters ..read more
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12h ago
In a bizarre turn of events, the Bongbong Marcos administration has reportedly inked a peculiar “gentlemen’s agreement” with China that has left many scratching their heads. Contrary to conventional diplomacy, this agreement sees Chinese Coast Guard vessels not patrolling disputed waters, but rather, anchoring along Philippine shores. But fear not, dear citizens, for these vessels ..read more
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12h ago
In a scene reminiscent of a high-stakes game of social distancing chess, First Lady Lisa Araneta Marcos and Senator Cynthia Villar executed a masterful display of maintaining ample space between them at a ribbon-cutting ceremony for a hotel at BGC. The air crackled with tension as the two political figures navigated the delicate dance of ..read more
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1d ago
In the latest episode of “As the Survey Turns,” bloggers like Mark Anthony Lopez are scratching their heads and wondering why President Bongbong Marcos was left out of the recent SWS survey on top officials’ performance ratings. The results revealed Vice President Sara Duterte leading with 61%, prompting conspiracy theories worthy of a political thriller. ..read more
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1d ago
In the recent survey on President Bongbong Marcos’ Cabinet performance, the absence of Vice President and Education Secretary Sara Duterte raises eyebrows faster than a politician promises change. One might wonder if this was an accidental omission or a calculated snub, akin to forgetting the most vital ingredient in a recipe. Could it signal Duterte’s ..read more
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2d ago
by Melchor Vergara In a stroke of marketing genius inspired by Senator Bato de la Rosa’s recent fixation on punch holes, a new line of paper hole punchers is set to storm the Philippine market. Promising to revolutionize document verification, these punchers boast the ability to leave behind a distinctive mark of authenticity—a trail of ..read more
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2d ago
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Thanks to the investigative prowess of Senator Bato de la Rosa, the Bangko Sentral Ng Pilipinas (Central Bank of the Philippines) has issued new rules on the authentication of the P1,000-peso polymer bills. In the recent Senate hearing on the alleged PDEA leaked documents implicating President Bongbong ..read more
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3d ago
In a recent Senate hearing resembling a script from a comedy of errors, Senator Bato de la Rosa took the helm, orchestrating a farcical display of justice that would make even Shakespeare blush. With all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, de la Rosa danced between questioning witnesses and affirming his own righteousness, all while seemingly ..read more