Adobo Chronicles
2,410 FOLLOWERS
THE ADOBO CHRONICLES is your source of up-to-date, unbelievable news. Everything you read on this site is based on fact, except for the lies.
Adobo Chronicles
14h ago
In the ever-astonishing world of beauty pageants, age is apparently just a number—or is it? With Miss Universe’s new policy lifting the age limit for contestants, the spotlight is on the magic number: 60, not 69. Despite 69-year-old Filipina beauty Jocelyn Pilarsky Cubales’s unsuccessful bid for the Miss Universe Quezon City crown, a 60-year-old ..read more
Adobo Chronicles
16h ago
Welcome to the Philippines, where the lines between showbiz and politics are a blur like a pair of ripe cataracts. It’s a comedy we enjoy on seamless transitions into the hallowed halls of Congress, leaving us wondering if we’re watching a noon-time variety show or a legislative session. In this surreal landscape, entertainment personalities double ..read more
Adobo Chronicles
16h ago
Adobo Chronicles
1d ago
In her recent tête-à-tête with Ka Tunying , First Lady Liza Araneta-Marcos made a startling revelation: she boasts a modest entourage of just four PSG members. Meanwhile, she said there’s a certain cabinet “bigwig” strutting about with a whopping 40 PSG members in tow. ?? Picture this: the president himself makes do with a mere ..read more
Adobo Chronicles
2d ago
Shame on Inquirer.net for creating a headline that takes First Lady Liza Araneta Marcos’ statement during her interview with Anthony Taberna a.k.a. Ka Tunying where she mentioned Romania. Inquirer’s headline maliciously insinuates that the First Couple could “hire Romanians” to deal with their critics, notably the anti- Marcos v/bloggers. Taberna was asking if FL had ..read more
Adobo Chronicles
3d ago
Is fake news part of the culture at SMNI News? We’ve seen how their on-air (non) talents have been peddling disinformation — from Atty. Harry Roque to P1 Million-a-month Jay Sonza. Now comes Lorraine Marie T. Badoy reposting fake news about a graduation crowd cheering on VP Sara Duterte but not President Bongbong Marcos. Badoy ..read more
Adobo Chronicles
3d ago
Oh mighty celestial custodian, we beseech thee to spare a thought for poor Bb. Maharlika, whose soul seems to have taken a detour through Dante’s Inferno. As she wallows in the depths of her own misguided righteousness, we implore thee to intervene and liberate her from the clutches of the infernal tempter, Satan. Grant her ..read more
Adobo Chronicles
3d ago
In the latest episode of “Military Madness,” India delivers to the Philippines state-of-the-art cruise missiles. What says “diplomatic goodwill” better than explosive armaments? At a cool $375 million, it’s like the world’s deadliest version of Secret Santa. But here’s the kicker: who guarantees that these missiles won’t fizzle out mid-flight like a defective firework? Imagine the ..read more