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Robert J. Elisberg is a Los Angeles-based screenwriter, novelist, Huffington Post columnist and tech writer. Elisberg Industries provides thoughtul and often humorous insights into news, entertainment and much else in between.
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13h ago
We interrupt this website for a Jimmy Kimmel Special. Our regularly schedule Main Story from Last Week Tonight will return tomorrow.
This is because on Wednesday, in the midst of his criminal trial in Manhattan as he runs for president, Trump found the time to write a meltdown social media rant against Jimmy Kimmel for reasons known only to him. It dealt with the Oscars, which were five weeks earlier and from which most of the world had moved on.
Before we go any further though, here's what Trump wrote --
Kimmel had a great response on Twitter. Replying to this ..read more
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18h ago
The other day, I wrote online that it's gotten to the point where today's MAGOPs lie as easily as other people breathe. But then, that's understandable when they follow their cult leader who has 30,000+ documented lies during his time in office, culled by the Washington Post.
Further, that's mesh by the foundation of today's MAGOP basing their concept of "news" from conspiracy theories and a literally-anonymous source like QAnon, and so have come to actually believe in things like that JFK Jr. is going to come back to life and run with Trump. And that Anderson Cooper eats people ..read more
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1d ago
For my taste, the PBS Masterpiece mini-series, "Mr. Bates vs. the Post Office" (based on a true national scandal) is every bit as great as its reputation and huge success that it had in England. An ensemble cast, but starring Toby Jones. Usually he plays offbeat, quirky characters, sometimes villains, but here he's quiet, low-key, down-to-earth. That's much the way the series is -- but very personal, involving and often-deeply moving. Crushing at times as you witness deeply-decent and innocent people being rolled, many with lives ruined, some wrongly imprisoned, all for reaso ..read more
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2d ago
Yesterday, the House Republican crack impeachment team marched their Articles of Impeachment over to the Senate for the trial of Department of Homeland Security head Alejandro Mayorkas.
This is one of the stupidest things the MAGOP can do, and it’s my understanding that many Senate Republicans wish this would go away so that they don’t have to vote on it. If they vote “Yes,” they look like idiots, but if they vote “No,” they risk offending the MAGOP base.
It’s stupid for many reasons.
Impeachment is required to charge someone for high crimes and misdemeanors. N ..read more
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2d ago
If you didn't see Jon Stewart's day hosting The Daily Show, here's the opening segment. He covers Iran, Israel and Trump's election interference trial -- along with a debate of which of Trump's claims that he's more like Nelson Mandela or Jesus is the most accurate. It's thoughtful, pointed and very funny ..read more
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3d ago
One of the great myths being presented by Trump and perpetuated by the media is that all of these trials against Trump are unprecedented. Now, yes, of course, if he (and they) are referring to a former president being indicted, absolutely. That’s unprecedented – although, of course, the reason no former president has ever been indicted isn’t because they were former presidents, but because none of them committed felonies or federal crimes or raped anyone.
But to think that it’s unprecedented for former president Trump to be indicted, sued, taken to court – that’s closing you ..read more
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4d ago
This may be among their least-known, most improbable, and yet still funny material. Probably in the late-1950s, as their comedy career was booming, Mike Nichols and Elaine May took on a major challenge – make funny Public Service Announcements on behalf of national CPA Associations to remind people to file their taxes on time.
In honor of Tax Day today, here are three of them.
Hey, they took on death, in their classic and hilarious $65 funeral sketch here, so why not taxes ..read more
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4d ago
We're going to turn this morning's effort over to Jimmy Kimmel for 90 seconds. This video isn't current, but something he did five years ago. It's a comparison to how President Obama and Trump announced somewhat similar breaking-news items.
It is very funny, but only if you can put aside that he could be elected president again. And it's substantive, as well, even though five years old, because there's much here that relates to Trump today -- but only tangentially. I say "tangentially" because while "Trump today" has the same level of ego and lack of understanding ..read more
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4d ago
From the archives. We have a recent repeat this week, with contestant is Claire Nalven from Waltham, Massachusetts. This is a very florid piece, and the song is extremely well-hidden – and to my shock, I got it. And while I came close on the composer style, it was two people I find similar, and I guessed the wrong one ..read more
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5d ago
I've enjoyed the first two seasons of the documentary series, Welcome to Wrexham. That's the show about the low-level soccer team bought by Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElheney. In fact, for the past two years, I've tangentially followed how the team is doing, so I'm more prepared for when the TV show airs, rather than be surprised. The new season of the show premieres on May 2 on f/X.
This year's soccer season ends in about a week, so anyone who watches the show and does NOT want to know how the Wrexham Red Dragons did this year -- you should stop here. Consider ..read more