In Hard Times, Some Charities Define Donors Down
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by Con Chapman
5h ago
BOSTON.  Tonight is the annual fund-raising gala of the Boston Philharmonic Orchestra, and this year’s event will be unique for two reasons; first, it is the 165th anniversary of the group, which has been in continuous existence since 1860, and second, for the first time in its history the board of trustees expects to raise ..read more
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Trump Issues Executive Order Proclaiming That the Only Biological Sex is Male
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by Mike Morris
9h ago
Women’s rights groups across the country took to the streets on Monday, protesting President Donald J. Trump’s announcement that the U. S. government will no longer recognize the biological category of “female.” Explaining the decision to reporters, Trump noted that “the Bible clearly states that Eve was created from the rib of Adam.  Women, therefore ..read more
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by Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
21h ago
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Lounge Singer’s Road to Top Paved With Bad Detentions
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by Con Chapman
21h ago
EAST BOSTON, Mass. Bobby Santosuosso fiddles nervously with his bow tie as he waits in the wings at the Aborted Take-Off Lounge, a crowded night spot that overlooks Runway 5N at Logan International Airport here. “I gotta keep myself cool,” he says to his manager Lou Valone. “This is gonna be a tough crowd.” “We ..read more
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The Exodus Song Rewritten For Our Netanyahu Times.
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by rfreed
1d ago
The Exodus Song Rewritten For Our Netanyahu Times. The original song was written by Pat Boone, a famous squeaky clean popular singer in the 1960’s who was handsome and popular with the girls and who was a devoted Christian singer. When Otto Preminger needed a song for his movie of the famous Leon Uris bestseller ..read more
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Freedonian Trade Surplus Soars With Wi-Fi Password Exports
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by Con Chapman
2d ago
DOS FLEDANS, Freedonia.  Mysklek Isioan has worked at the Uboglow Pl’woznk International Airport here since graduating with a major in logistics from a local community college fifteen years ago, but he says he’s never been busier than he was in 2024.  “It didn’t stop,” he says with mixed emotions.  “I get lots of overtime, but ..read more
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Interplanetary Travel…
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by Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
2d ago
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National Pajamas Day
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by Paul De Lancey
2d ago
Wearing them by the fridge That right. On Natioanl Pajameas Day, you may wear your pjs anywhere. You may wear them indoors. You may wear them on a base. You may wear them just in case. You may wear them when at work. You may wear them with a clerk. You may wear them when ..read more
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New England Braces for French Toast Avalanche as Megastore Passes By
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by Con Chapman
3d ago
SEEKONK, Mass.  For Bernadette Worson, a 34-year-old mother of two, the projected “megastorm” that was supposed to hit New England earlier this week required an all-hands-on-deck response.  “My father was snowed in during the blizzard of ’78,” she recalls with a lump in her throat.  “He ran out of beer, the liquor stores were closed ..read more
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Bunnies Will Save Our Economy
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by Paul De Lancey
3d ago
My gosh, our economy is under siege from trade wars, inflation, and, of course, lutefisk vendors. These evil influences could very well bring on a severe depression, one so catastropic as to make the Great Depression of 1929 look like a cake walk. What can we do to protect our livelihoods, our savings? Fret not ..read more
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