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Hi, we’re The Shovel. Most of the stuff on this site is made up. So we’re a bit like The Daily Telegraph or The Daily Mail really. Just with longer articles.
The Shovel
3d ago
“I’d literally prefer to shit in a floating cup for another nine months than have to contend with this"
The post Astronauts Beg To Be Sent Back to Space After Learning What’s Been Happening on Earth for Last 9 Months appeared first on The Shovel ..read more
The Shovel
3d ago
"You have allowed yourself to be in a very bad position. You don’t have the cards right now"
The post Trump, Vance Say Stranded Astronauts Must Say Thank You Before Being Rescued appeared first on The Shovel ..read more
The Shovel
4d ago
“It is free, abundant and 100% renewable"
The post CSIRO To Investigate Potential Of Using Peter Dutton’s Brain Farts To Power Vehicles appeared first on The Shovel ..read more
The Shovel
5d ago
"Our announcements about future announceables will be announced at an appropriate date to be announced in due course"
The post Peter Dutton Announces Coalition Policy of Making Coalition Policy Announcements at a Later Date appeared first on The Shovel ..read more
The Shovel
6d ago
"Steep tariffs have been imposed on Facebook posts quoting the U.S. Constitution by saying 'We the people'. You live in Ballarat dickhead".
The post Australia To Place Tariffs on Imports of American Culture War Bullshit appeared first on The Shovel ..read more
The Shovel
1w ago
“The last thing we want is for Americans to be unable to afford everyday basics like a Glock 19 handgun"
The post US Scraps Steel Tariff After Remembering Steel Needed To Make Guns appeared first on The Shovel ..read more
The Shovel
1w ago
“Tensions will flair as guests vie for the best spot on the powered caravan sites and disagree about whose turn it is on the communal gas BBQs"
The post Next White Lotus Season To Be Set at Big 4 Holiday Park appeared first on The Shovel ..read more
The Shovel
1w ago
Peter Dutton has demanded an urgent Australia-wide investigation, after a young child ‘stole his nose’ at a family BBQ.
The post Dutton Falls For ‘Got Your Nose’ Prank, Labels It Terrorist Attack appeared first on The Shovel ..read more
The Shovel
1w ago
Rinehart thanked her team, including her personal assistant Peter Dutton.
The post WA Election: Gina Rinehart Wins Tenth Consecutive Term appeared first on The Shovel ..read more
The Shovel
2w ago
"This cyclone was supposed to arrive on Wednesday. Where is it? The Prime Minister is being tricky with the Australian public by not providing more detail”.
The post Dutton Labels Cyclone Delay ‘Another Broken Labor Promise’ appeared first on The Shovel ..read more