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ICE Agent Ordered to Take Mandatory Callousness Training After Giving Water to Imprisoned Immigrants
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CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas — ICE officer Brendan Williams was disciplined and forced to undergo mandatory callousness training after being caught giving water to a detained…
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31-year old Rancho Cucamonga native Lee Vitrano is the picture of perfect health — a triathlon athlete, personal trainer, and wellness coach whose penchant for…
The post Heartwarming: LA County Sperm Bank Confirms the Gallon of Semen Pumped From Rod Stewart’s Stomach in the ’80s Has Been Used to Father Over 50 Children! appeared first on The Hard Times ..read more
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VANCOUVER, Wash. — Your former high school bully, and current Washington State Trooper Adam Wisk, surprised veteran members of the scene by insisting he knows…
The post Jock Who Beat the Crap Out of You in High School Suddenly World’s Foremost Expert on What Being “Punk” Actually Means appeared first on The Hard Times ..read more
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WASHINGTON – Top Democrats have revealed a groundbreaking plan to combat Trump’s fascist takeover, and, according to Chuck Schumer, it doesn’t take much and it’s…
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We all know dating sucks, but one of the Internet’s few redeeming qualities is its ability to match you with someone you have a better…
The post The Death Metal Fan’s Guide To Finding the Perfect Pair of Camo Cargo Shorts for Your Tinder Date appeared first on The Hard Times ..read more
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HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — The Butthole Surfers were harassed today by territorial surf locals that were reportedly trying to keep their favorite butt breaks secret,…
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What a week, huh? What a week, huh? What a week, huh? What a week, huh? What a… sorry. With all the news lately, we’ve…
The post Five Songs We Listened To This Week While Hoping Our Student Loans Have Also Been Dismantled appeared first on The Hard Times ..read more
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WASHINGTON — Trump brothers Don Jr. and Eric were witnessed throwing tantrums in the White House halls, insisting their father arrange a “totally awesome” slumber…
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Being in your late 30s can be challenging. You’re ten years too late and a thousand accomplishments short of joining the 27 club. You notice…
The post Reassuring: Deceased 38-Year-Old Referred to as “Young” on True Crime Podcast appeared first on The Hard Times ..read more
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WASHINGTON — Members of the House of Representatives passed an increasingly rare bi-partisan bill that will set aside money to train struggling farmers in the…
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