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Jokes of the day
14h ago
I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years.
"This is Beth," I said, introducing my kid.
"And what's Beth short for?" he asked.
"Because she's only three," I answered.
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Jokes of the day
2d ago
We put our dog on a vegan diet, and she's doing really well...
She's eaten two so far.
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Jokes of the day
2d ago
Both my wife and I are bad cooks.
Our cooking is so bad, that our kids have started praying after we've had dinner.
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Jokes of the day
2d ago
My wife packed my bags and told me to leave.
As I was headed out the door, she said, "I hope you live a long and lonely life!”
I replied, "So now you want me to stay?"
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Jokes of the day
4d ago
A man in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"Aw, Dad, it's probably okay," the son said. "The police car right behind us just did the same thing."
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Jokes of the day
4d ago
As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets. We're one short."
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Jokes of the day
4d ago
My mate recently got divorced from his wife.
They decided to split the house.
He got the outside.
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Jokes of the day
1w ago
Tried to read the dictionary in bed last night.
Didn't finish it.
Got up to 'P'.
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Jokes of the day
1w ago
Golf balls are like eggs...
They are both white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to go out and buy more.
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Jokes of the day
1w ago
If you’re feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed.
It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
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