Jokes of the day
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Jokes of the day
6d ago
My fiancé and I wanted to get married at the public library.
But they told us it was all booked up!
I hate it when people get simple sayings wrong.
I mean it's not rocket surgery!
My son picked his nose and wiped it on me.
He said it was funny. I told him it was snot.
I tried to order some tennis balls online but the site keeps crashing…
I guess the server must be down!
My wife told our son not to play with electricity.
Now he’s grounded.
#joke #short
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Jokes of the day
6d ago
A customer goes to the bank to make a deposit.
Teller: "Sorry sir. This $100 bill is a fake one. We cannot accept it."
Customer: "What's the big deal? I'm depositing it into my account, right?"
#joke #short
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Jokes of the day
1w ago
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!;
A recent study has shown that women who carry extra weight,
tend to live longer
than the men who mention it!
I was so confused last night, as my printer was playing music.
Turns out my paper was just jamming.
Guys I need your help. In the middle of an argument with the wife she told me that I'm right…
What the hell do I do next?
I knew it was bad news when my friend said "you know our favorite dentist…"
I had to brace myself.
I don’t know if tampons are the best invention ever..
…but they’re definitely up there ..read more
Jokes of the day
1w ago
Wife: "I'm pregnant...."
Dad: "Hi pregnant, I’m dad!"
Wife: "No, no you’re not."
#joke #short
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Jokes of the day
1w ago
To show my wife how much I love her I bought her a beautiful diamond ring...
I had it engraved with the cost.
#joke #short
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Jokes of the day
1w ago
Dating is like traveling on a bicycle. If you don’t like the journey, you can get off anytime.
Marriage is like traveling by airplane. Once you’re in, you can’t get off that easy.
#joke #short
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Jokes of the day
1w ago
Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, "EOOOOOHAHHHHHMMMM-MMUUUUUUUUUOOOAAAAAAUUUU..."
The second whale turns to the first and says, "Frank, what the hell is wrong with you?"
#joke #short
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Jokes of the day
2w ago
Doctor: "Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?"
Patient: “Good new please!”
Doctor: “Well, we’re naming a disease after you...”
#joke #short #doctor
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Jokes of the day
2w ago
AI prank
Ask something on about well-known person/celebrity a href="https://gemini.google.com" >gemini.google.com or chat.openai.com or any other Chat Bot or AI tool.
Take Screenshot and then edit the name and put name of your friend instead and send it to a friend saying: “Look what ChatGPT (or Gemini or whatever…) has on you!”
They will for sure go and check themselves!
Juice pranks – fill glass with jelly instead of juice
Care for a drink?
When your family tries to take a sip of this juice, they'll find out it’s really Jell-O.
Parking prank
Fake parking ticket onto windshield is classic ..read more
Jokes of the day
2w ago
Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"
#joke #short
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