My Young Daughter
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by rss@jokesoftheday.net
14h ago
I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years. "This is Beth," I said, introducing my kid. "And what's Beth short for?" he asked. "Because she's only three," I answered. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net ..read more
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New Dog Food
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by rss@jokesoftheday.net
2d ago
We put our dog on a vegan diet, and she's doing really well... She's eaten two so far. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net ..read more
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After Dinner Routine
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by rss@jokesoftheday.net
2d ago
Both my wife and I are bad cooks. Our cooking is so bad, that our kids have started praying after we've had dinner. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net ..read more
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She Told Me To Leave
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by rss@jokesoftheday.net
2d ago
My wife packed my bags and told me to leave. As I was headed out the door, she said, "I hope you live a long and lonely life!” I replied, "So now you want me to stay?" #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net ..read more
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It's Probably Okay, Dad
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by rss@jokesoftheday.net
4d ago
A man in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. "Aw, Dad, it's probably okay," the son said. "The police car right behind us just did the same thing." #joke Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net ..read more
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The Stormy Sea
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by rss@jokesoftheday.net
4d ago
As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets. We're one short." #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net ..read more
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Inside Joke
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by rss@jokesoftheday.net
4d ago
My mate recently got divorced from his wife. They decided to split the house. He got the outside. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net ..read more
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Reading the Dictionary
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by rss@jokesoftheday.net
1w ago
Tried to read the dictionary in bed last night. Didn't finish it. Got up to 'P'. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net ..read more
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Golf Balls Are Like Eggs
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by rss@jokesoftheday.net
1w ago
Golf balls are like eggs... They are both white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to go out and buy more. ​ #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net ..read more
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Wonders of Water
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by rss@jokesoftheday.net
1w ago
If you’re feeling down, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed. It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning. #joke #short Read more on page http://www.jokesoftheday.net ..read more
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