A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of a joke?" #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you!" #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more

"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day." "Oh, really?" "No, O'Reilly!" #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more

What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate." #joke #fruit #strawberry #food #chocolate Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more

"I proposed to my girl friend last night, who just got promoted to a HR position earlier in the day." "That is cool! What did she say?" She said, "We will get back to you soon." #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more

A sergeant gives a private a hard time. He says, "Private, I bet you are just waiting for me to die so you can come and urinate on my grave!" The private replied, "No sir, when I get out of the army I am not going to stand in more long, long lines!" #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more

You know you're getting old when... When your son's hair is turning gray. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more

Q: What's the difference between Outlaws and In-laws? A: Outlaws are wanted. #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more

I grew up living paycheck to paycheck... But through hard work, time and perseverance... I now live direct deposit to direct deposit! #joke #short Read more on page https://jokesoftheday.net ..read more