Actually, I Can’t Wait for a Trump-Biden Rematch
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by Ginny Hogan
2d ago
This time around, we’ll remember to stock the appropriate amount of Xanax, anticipating that the election will take several days to call ..read more
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Other Admissions in Kristi Noem’s Book
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by Emily Zauzmer
2d ago
“My greatest ambition is to keep serving this great country of ours in elected office. My second-greatest ambition is to duel the Aflac duck ..read more
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What Sleepy Trump Dreams About at Trial
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by Barry Blitt
2d ago
Mashed-potato nightmares! Kafka in the Oval Office! And other things going through the mind of the nap-happy ex-President in court ..read more
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Arrow Retriever
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by Jack Handey
2d ago
Arrow retrieving is a young man’s game. First your back and elbows go, from the constant tugging. Then you get tinnitus, from the loud screaming ..read more
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Isn’t it Byronic?
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by Eli Burnstein
1w ago
“Well, life has a funny way of / Creeping up on you when you think / Everything’s goin’ great. / Then, boom, you fall in love with your sister ..read more
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America!: A Chaos Demon from the Underworld Shares His Tips on Streamlining Congress
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by Ali Fitzgerald
1w ago
I’m truly inspired by the surreal dysfunction of your Congress—but isn’t it a little over the top ..read more
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Reasons That I, a Middle-Aged Woman, Am Late to This Meeting
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by Wendi Aarons, Emily Flake
1w ago
Lost track of time ruminating on the myriad ways I’ve failed my children ..read more
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Horoscopes Written by My Mother
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by Bess Kalb
1w ago
With Saturn rising, you might feel the astrological pull of stubbornness in your sixth house. Like when Bess waited thirteen hours before she got the epidural ..read more
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Other Phrases Trademarked by Taylor Swift
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by Will Stephen
1w ago
“Welcome to New York”; “That Sick Beat”; “Welcome to Newark ..read more
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Up in Arms at Columbia University
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by Barry Blitt
1w ago
Demonstrations and counter-demonstrations on campus and beyond ..read more
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