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NewsThump is one of the UK's fastest growing humour websites providing a daily satirical take on current affairs from around the globe, only without the facts.
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Water companies have insisted they are making a serious effort to prevent sewage pollution by announcing a 50% rise in executive bonuses ..read more
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Keir Starmer was left blushing after accidentally referring to US president Donald Trump as ‘dad’ whilst talking to reporters about the escalating situation with Russia ..read more
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After finding a grey pubic hair, 36-year-old Simon Williams has reacted as if it is a sign that the world is coming to an end ..read more
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Prime Minister Keir Starmer is planning to use the nation's greatest untapped military resource in its pledge to keep Ukraine peaceful; the thousands of armchair generals who claim to know exactly how to end the war ..read more
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A man was absolutely furious to discover the BAFTA Award for Best Film Not in the English Language has been awarded to a film where nobody speaks English ..read more
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In a move that has stunned both allies and adversaries alike, President Donald Trump has officially announced his plan to end the war in Ukraine, by handing Vladimir Putin everything he wants ..read more
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Yorkshire is celebrating Valentine's Day a day late to take advantage of 50% off deals on flowers and chocolates ..read more
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As one of the few who managed to buy Kanye West’s Swastika T-Shirt design before it was pulled from Shopify, Simon Williams expressed concern that once, again, the liberal media’s overreach would once again silence alternative viewpoints and vital countercultural spokesmen ..read more
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A tax bombshell has been safely destroyed in a controlled detonation on a beach in Sussex ..read more
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The new US health secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr has introduced a mandatory ‘five second rule’ as his first policy ..read more