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Libtard virtue-signaller Simon Williams cynically held open the door for the woman behind him purely to show how virtuous he is, according to reports this afternoon ..read more
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16h ago
In a display of unparalleled nationalistic hubris, 53-year-old Simon Williams is gearing up to enthusiastically celebrate the victories of British athletes he’s never heard of, in sports he didn’t know existed, as the 2024 Paris Olympics get underway ..read more
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16h ago
The CEO of leading water company, Bastard Water, has suggested that there is a good chance that bills for customers may have to rise by several hundred per cent ..read more
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2d ago
Team GB could lose their place in the Olympic dressage event after doping tests came back positive for use of a pantomime horse ..read more
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2d ago
Manchester Police have responded to the video of an officer kicking a man in the head while he was on the ground, by insisting it only happened because there were no convenient stairs to throw him down ..read more
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2d ago
Rage-filled nationalists who can only find sexual release through the worship of symbols triggered by the sporting prowess of total strangers, have confirmed that they have stopped jizzing on the England flag and are now rubbing themselves raw on the UK’s standard ..read more
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The mother of three children from Surrey has claimed that their special summer holiday day out to a local stately home and its well-kept gardens 'is a day that they’ll never forget ..read more
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2d ago
A car wash boss in Essex has given his workers more than ten minutes off as a thank-you for cleaning over a million pounds of cash 'left to him by his grandmother ..read more
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3d ago
Dressage horse Ned the horse has been named as the first contestant in this year’s Strictly Come Dancing series, after leaving the Olympics because the trainers are so mean ..read more
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3d ago
The government has suspended seven rebel MPs who voted in favour of policies Labour governments are supposed to support ..read more