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It’s not racist to be worried about immigration because Jesus Christ shares your concerns, according to Nigel Farage ..read more
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A grown man has been condemned in the strongest possible terms for using a string of emojis in a Facebook post like he’s some sort of teenage girl ..read more
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The IT industry has been rocked by a new study that claims that just saying ‘the Cloud’ over and over isn’t impressing anyone ..read more
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A record number of tuts were made after some oblivious moron tried to wedge a bicycle onto a packed train this morning ..read more
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One of the 1990s most popular children's shows is to make a comeback as Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Turtles ..read more
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Facebook is to add a button that will you allow you to mute people until the US elections are over, they have announced ..read more
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If you don't like it here, you should leave, and the people trying to come here should have stayed where they were to try and make it better, according to the hard of thinking today ..read more
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A man discreetly vaping on a bus has definitely got away without anybody noticing, by only blowing out gently downwards towards his legs ..read more
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A man has been left utterly paralysed after being crushed under the immense weight of the single perfectly manageable task he has ahead of him today. Simon Williams, a self-employed consultant from Basingstoke, is facing the single simple task of reconciling his receipts for the past two months so his accountant can do his books ..read more