Jesus was worried about immigration, insists Nigel Farage
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by Gary Stanton
3h ago
It’s not racist to be worried about immigration because Jesus Christ shares your concerns, according to Nigel Farage ..read more
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Condemnation for grown man who used a string of emojis on Facebook
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by Neil Tollfree
3h ago
A grown man has been condemned in the strongest possible terms for using a string of emojis in a Facebook post like he’s some sort of teenage girl ..read more
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No one impressed any more when IT guy says ‘the Cloud’
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by Neil Tollfree
20h ago
The IT industry has been rocked by a new study that claims that just saying ‘the Cloud’ over and over isn’t impressing anyone ..read more
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Tutting world record ‘obliterated’ after man brings bicycle onto rush hour train
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by Lucas Wilde
23h ago
A record number of tuts were made after some oblivious moron tried to wedge a bicycle onto a packed train this morning ..read more
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Cartoon Network announce new series of Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
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by Davywavy
23h ago
One of the 1990s most popular children's shows is to make a comeback as Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Turtles ..read more
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Facebook to add new ‘mute until after election’ button
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by Davywavy
23h ago
Facebook is to add a button that will you allow you to mute people until the US elections are over, they have announced ..read more
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Man who enjoys saying ‘if you don’t like it, leave!’ furious when migrants take that exact advice to come here
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by Andy Matthews
2d ago
If you don't like it here, you should leave, and the people trying to come here should have stayed where they were to try and make it better, according to the hard of thinking today ..read more
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Man graduates from ‘casual sex’ to ‘smart-casual sex’ by wearing a polo shirt the whole time
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by Lucas Wilde
2d ago
A man has made the jump from casual sex to smart-casual sex ..read more
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Man secretly vaping on the bus definitely ‘getting away with it’
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by Mark Molloy
2d ago
A man discreetly vaping on a bus has definitely got away without anybody noticing, by only blowing out gently downwards towards his legs ..read more
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Man paralysed after being crushed under the weight of single perfectly manageable task
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by Andy Matthews
3d ago
A man has been left utterly paralysed after being crushed under the immense weight of the single perfectly manageable task he has ahead of him today. Simon Williams, a self-employed consultant from Basingstoke, is facing the single simple task of reconciling his receipts for the past two months so his accountant can do his books ..read more
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