Living and Dying by the Jazz
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What you will find here is the decades of pent-up Jazz fanaticism, useless commentary, exact transcriptions, gifs and critiques of players clothes and hair.
Living and Dying by the Jazz
5d ago
Opponent Game Thread Host: Los Angeles Clippers Reddit. AngsMcgyvr wait this game doesn’t matter? get everyone out of there. fuck them ticketholders ubersquid97 Lots of thicc boys on the court right now with Kenny Lofton, THT, Tucker and Harden blueberry_portal Lofton looks like he lost a lot of weight. Good for him Cute_Leonard Kenny is ..read more
Living and Dying by the Jazz
1M ago
Opponent Game Thread Host: Oklahoma City Thunder Reddit. TheJewBakka Jazz need to be in New Orleans. Rename Utah to the Brine Flies or some shit ifitsootsyou Why does Collin Sexton become prime MJ when he plays us revisioncloud Wtf I love Gordon Hayward now?? TheJewBakka Is Hayward a unircorn? No. He is our giraffe ..read more
Living and Dying by the Jazz
1M ago
Opponent Game Thread Host: Canis Hoopus. uncle rico Congrats to Rudy. 36 inch baby incoming. NBW I don’t like this at all. NBW Nope I am not amused at all. NBW Please stop someone, NBW Fucking brutal. NBW We’re done. The offense is putrid. I guess leading the West just isn’t important. Sesquiculus Wolves can’t ..read more
Living and Dying by the Jazz
1M ago
Opponent Game Thread Host: Minnesota Timberwoves Reddit. circamidnight This halftime show. Only in Utah. Booty_Stank__ This halftime show might be the most “Utah shit” I’ve ever seen hahaha. It does rule tho! MoneyBall_ Is everyone enjoying this halftime show? RememberCynical Yes. Excellent_Issue2848 Yes MaruhkTheApe It’s not weird that Salt Lake City has exactly one major ..read more
Living and Dying by the Jazz
1M ago
Opponent Game Thread Host: Peachtree Hoops. Sirwilliamcott No way to watch tonight. I’ll listen to Holman. I did try sniping some free Utah-based stream for a few minutes. At that time, Wes Matthews was fire. Then they posted these statistics (which I can’t remember, but something like): he’s #3 all time scoring leader for undrafted ..read more
Living and Dying by the Jazz
1M ago
Opponent Game Thread Host: Celtics Blog. Chris Fontecchio I’m in the building and it’s just all Celtics fans. Maybe the locals show up later? Anyway I’ve known about this dynamic for a while but it’s still kind of stunning to see in person. screaming jay I think in Utah they go to bed earlier… 33 ..read more
Living and Dying by the Jazz
1M ago
Opponent Game Thread Host: Chicago Bulls Reddit. Head-Champion-7398 I miss Kris Dunn, the real KD Head-Champion-7398 THT should not pull 3 defenders, cmon guys sukari Speaking of Jazz – shoutout to IT signing with their G League, hopefully he gets another shot after the Cs ruined him RandorMan12 Damn our bench is the actual worst ..read more
Living and Dying by the Jazz
1M ago
Opponent Game Thread Host: Bullets Forever. rockyboyuss I think the Wiz might win this one MrHoops You’re joking right? [20 minutes later] rockyboyuss On second thought…. MrHoops The collapse was inevitable Babakissm The crowd cams at jazz games have been the same for decades, it’s like playing “Where’s Waldo” where Waldo is any person that ..read more
Living and Dying by the Jazz
1M ago
Opponent Game Thread Host: Hot Hot Hoops. Reality Czech Yurt! ManilaHeat Yurt making plays Big_guy305 George killing us Big_guy305 Jazz rookie outplaying ours . Big_guy305 These jazz just don’t know when to give up sheesh. Big_guy305 George is special ManilaHeat W!!! Opponent Game Thread Host: Miami Heat Reddit. Weary-Kangaroo-3883 Still shocked the Jazz have changed ..read more
Living and Dying by the Jazz
1M ago
Opponent Game Thread Host: Orlando Magic Reddit. bllr32423 I’m confused(but happy) that the Jazz are icing Lauri out from the offense completely DALE-YA-BO The Jazz announcers aren’t terrible but they kind of sound like they took Nyquil and the play by play guy keeps rolling his R’s when he pronounces Banchero DALE-YA-BO Sensabaugh shoulda ripped ..read more