By Mark Tulin It was horrible. No, it was frustratingly painful. I had a clogged sink in the bathroom. The water wouldn’t go down no matter what I tried. So finally, I plunged, poured Drano down it several times to... The post Me, Myself, and the Drain appeared first on Glossy News Satire ..read more

By: Barbara Orr We live in such affluent times; many people have decided to define their lives by their sexuality. This has distastefully made sexuality a public rather than a private issue. Imagine for a moment what it would look... The post If Dogs Thought About Sexuality appeared first on Glossy News Satire ..read more

Bowling Alley Latestin Series of Attacks by R. S. Wheelock (API)R. S. Wheelock Middleton – “We’re kickin’ ass and takin’ names,” said one unidentified man in his eighties in the aftermath of last night’s siege of the Lucky Strike Bowling Lanes in Middleton,... The post Elderly Population Terrorizes Chicago Suburb Fourth Straight Week; Mayor Calls for Cessation of Violence appeared first on Glossy News Satire ..read more

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by Rory from Rory’s Echo Chamber. I can’t be the only one who has noticed the euphoric side effects of sleep deprivation. There is something about depriving your body of one of its so-called “essential needs” that results in a... The post I don’t care what the “medical experts” say, sleep deprivation is awesome appeared first on Glossy News Satire ..read more

Proof positive that there might be something in the water in Moab, Utah other than fish and fluoride: The post Yes, It Does Look Like They Might Have A Bit Too Much Radiation Down In Moab, Utah From All That Uranium Mining… appeared first on Glossy News Satire ..read more

Murderous dictator Vladimir Putin and former president Donald Trump threw their hats into the ring at a press conference in  Detroit, Michigan yesterday. The motor city was chosen as a symbol for the Russian-style economic desolation Mr. Putin hopes to... The post Putin-Trump Announce Presidential Run in 2024 appeared first on Glossy News Satire ..read more

Updated Security Verification Questions [Renouncing “favorite pet, first child, or mother’s maiden name” prompts from staid institutions, these prompts will take you beyond outdated dropdown menu questions from which you personally had to choose to answer to secure online accounts]... The post “Who’s Your Daddy?” and More Security Verification Questions: Choices with a Contemporary Edge for 2023 Users appeared first on Glossy News Satire ..read more

Semper Fi!  A refashioned Marine HymnFrom the Stalls of Montezuma’s Revenge,To lying sweat-soaked near Tripoli with Dengue,You’ve suffered much for the good ol’ U.S. of A;If contaminated at Lejeune, time to make it pay. A direct reflection of leadership at Camp... The post OOHRAH! Alternative to Other Camp Lejeune Settlement TV Ambulance Chasers appeared first on Glossy News Satire ..read more

After 35 years and more than 13,000 performances, Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera is ending on Broadway in April. As the musical finishes it’s historic run, the show’s actors, musicians, and technical crew are already looking for... The post Phantom Closing on Broadway – What Will Happen to It’s Biggest Star? appeared first on Glossy News Satire ..read more