Professional sports-entertain Lorenzo Albert “LA” Knight is barely recognizable in photos from 10 years ago that reveal a stunning flabby-to-flexy transformation. The photos, leaked to Kayfabe News by a source who wished to be identified as Dominik M., show that Knight got into shape through a regimen of ShakeWeights, a ThighMaster and thrice-weekly aqua-fit classes ..read more

Former professional wrestler Bill Goldberg says in-ring career was cut tragically short when his foot was “irreparably damaged” by an especially “stiff” headbutt delivered by opponent Bret Hart. “I had an amazing winning streak until that clumsy so-called Hitman recklessly rammed his head into my right foot,” Goldberg told Kayfabe News. The incident in question ..read more

Unwilling to vote for either a senile old man or a crazy old man, a growing swath of the American public intends to vote for a dead Canadian man, Jack Tunney, because he’s only good president they can remember in their lifetimes. A recent poll shows that 46 percent of Americans would rather see the ..read more

Legendary undead professional wrestler  The Undertaker announced today that he has “a lot of gas left in the tank” and vows to wrestle at least 10 more WrestleMania matches, promising fans he will “never rest in peace.” The Undertaker (real name Cab Calloway) has not competed in the ring since 2020, when he officially hung ..read more

WrestleMania, the annual extravaganza by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), has filled stadiums in previous years but will be relocated to a former Philadelphia bingo hall this month due to low ticket sales. Originally slated as a two-night event at the Lincoln Financial Field, WrestleMania will now be condensed down to one night and held inside ..read more

Fans of professional wrestling around the globe are jumping on the latest TikTok trend — a challenge in which they all get matching tattoos of AEW wrestling promoter Tony Khan. The trend took off after one wrestling fan got a photo-realistic tattoo of Khan and posted an image of it on social media, and since ..read more

Sources who have seen conservative pundit Tucker Carlson’s soon-to-air interview with Vince McMahon reveal that the exiled sports-entertainment mogul speaks with Carlson “quite frankly” about “things of that nature.” Carlson traveled to McMahon’s moat-encircled Connecticut castle for the two-hour interview, which began with a rambling 30-minute history lesson from McMahon about why he was justified ..read more

Fans of professional boxing and wrestling alike are abuzz today after the announcement that WWE Hall of Famers Mike Tyson and Ric Flair will come out of retirement to square off at WrestleMania — potentially as soon as 2030. Tyson, who recently almost didn’t totally lose a boxing match to Logan Paul’s idiot brother, will ..read more

World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) is earning praise in the international community today after the company announced it had significantly reduced its Corbin footprint. WWE’s Corbin emissions had drawn criticism for years, despite recent attempts by the company to brand the emissions as “happy.” “WWE is proud to now be a 100-percent Corbin-free organization,” said WWE ..read more

Legendary professional sports-entertainer The Undertaker is translating his fame from the squared circle into a new career as a pitchman for MyPillow. “These pillows are Phenom-enal,” the so-called Deadman recently posted on his Truth Social account. “They will really help you rest in peace!” The Undertaker’s endorsement of MyPillow, a conservative-values company, is expected to ..read more