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2y ago
THE MI6 assassin who killed Diana, Princess of Wales did not seem intent on murder just hours before her fatal crash, her inquest has been told. ..read more
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2y ago
SUSPECTED canoeist John Darwin appeared before magistrates this morning charged with three counts of being a complete arse ..read more
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2y ago
JAMES Murdoch has caused the very nature of veracity to collapse in on itself after giving evidence to MPs ..read more
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2y ago
POLICE are threatening an immediate halt to all Brazilian face-shootings as part of their ongoing pay row with the government ..read more
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2y ago
POLICE are exploring the possibility that Lord Lucan, who disappeared in 1974 following the murder of his children’s nanny, may simply be on an extended gap year ..read more
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2y ago
IT is quite simple, there is a list of gits and you vote for one ..read more
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2y ago
MEGHAN Markle will show her commitment to Britain by carrying around an inflatable penis on her hen night. ..read more
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2y ago
A FRUIT machine in a Hull pub never wanted to end up like this, it has admitted ..read more
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2y ago
ENDLESSLY bitching about your line manager? Ever stopped to wonder if they’re definitely the bastard or if it’s actually you ..read more
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2y ago
ARE you forever haunted by the episode of 999 where the kid got a javelin impaled in his neck? You'll also remember these. ..read more